Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Happy Birthday to My Favorite Jorts Wearing Ninja Turtle!

Happy Birthday Donatello!! I hope your 26th year is as excellent as mine was. I hope you know that you are the only person I like (besides young children) who wears jorts on a fairly regular basis. For my dear readers who do not know what jorts are, I have posted a photo of Donatello sporting jorts and included an excerpt from Donatello's commentary on Jacksonville, Florida.

For those of you who don't know, Jacksonville is perhaps the greatest town ever. It has the highest % of JPSF in the northern hemisphere(jorts per square foot). You will find more fat, bald, mulleted men sporting this fad than you ever care to see. My three favorite type of Jorts are:
1)Classic Levi Jorts
2)Stonewash Wrangler Jorts
3)Self-made black Wrangler Jorts
I have tinkered with the idea of making designer jorts out of some Diesel jeans, or some Abercrombie jeans, but there is one inherent problem... the crowd you associate with when wearing jorts, might think you are stuck-up. They are by nature a wild and unruly group, and might react with violence.

As you can see, Donatello is both funny and fashion forward. I wish him a most wonderful year.