Two months or so ago we had picture day at the firm. Of course my (male) boss gave me almost no notice, so (1) I happened to be wearing a tee shirt, (2) had an overdue appointment to get my roots done the day AFTER the photo shoot, and (3) had not decorated my office yet (I need a wife). Now I'm supposed to pick a photo to go with my bio; here are a few of the thirty photos of me. Do you know how ridiculous I felt during this process? Feel free to inform me of your choice and/or make fun. The photographer can crop and sprinkle fairy dust on my pick.
Photo # 1: Your attorney is also an aspiring elected official. She loves her country!! Therefore you should hire and/or vote for her.
Photo #2: Aw how sweet, your attorney can tilt her head.
Photo # 3: You don't have a what? What does a camera lense have to do with the price of tea in China? I don't get it.
Photo #4: My arms are crossed. I mean business. Power lawyer. Or not. (That window now has drapes.)
Photo #5: Your attorney can't find a good photographer. Oh, and she works out at the Rush (see the attachment to her car keys beside her Razor).
Photo #6: The one black and white the photographer randomly threw in the mix...with my secretary's head on the left side. Nice touch.
Photo #7: Like many professionals, I often perch on the side of my desk while working. When I'm serving you, we'll be in close communication!
p.s. I am grateful for apple cider. It's finally really cold, and it's nice to drink something warm.